Three day camping trip to Killington

Obscure title to be sure, but for the couple of people who watched the show and know me know that I always had a soft spot for Hoynes. That, and it works for this.

It now looks like I won't be staying in Small Townsville much longer. "A Very Small City (that rhymes with "fun") Shyster" is a great name (and is my gift to the world), but a sub-par blog title. As I won't be a Small Town Shyster, I can't keep the current name. With all of that in mind (plus the demands of the new job), I figure this will be my last post. I won't delete the blog because it seems to serve as a good way to get tips for low-cost drugs and mail order brides. Also, it stands as a kind of diary of my experiences. I'm not trying to compare myself to Anne Frank (mainly because I am pretty sure I am far superior), but it is in that vein.

As this will be my last post, there are some things I need to get off my chest.

First, the following people are communists:

Chairman Mao, Lenin, Stalin, and myself.

Second, the following women are gay (by which I mean, they wouldn't sleep with me):

99.some % of the world's female population...you all know who you are.

That's about it.



Good-bye.

Now I'm no Sens fan...

but I think the NHL needs to offer Ruff a choice...either McGratton gets 5 free shots at Miller or 5 minutes with Ruff.

That way, Ruff will learn not to be a douchebag...because, the more you know...

Two things

One, the Conservative Party is running a series of ads against the new Liberal leader...at least I think they are...one of the ads says that "Stephane Dion is not a leader"...but check the Parliament of Canada website...says he is Leader of the Liberal Party...and the Leader of the Opposition...so what else are the Conservatives lying about?

Two, why does the ethanol lobby hate Alberta? Now they are running ads saying that the amount of ethanol in gasoline should be increased...ok...but if you do that, you have to decrease the amount of real oil in gasoline...so...ergo....more ethanol means less real oil...real oil that comes from Alberta...maybe the ethanol lobby would like to explain why they are trying to shut down the tar sands development to the people of Alberta in their next set of commercials...Trudeau loving commie bastards.

I'm rich bitch! Richer than you!*

Shout out....do people still say shout out?....anyway...shout out to James Dean and Jarhead

*Provided you are not worth more than $2000.

Mmmmm, pizza

Unless all pizza places start using this kind of ordering system, the terrorists will win.



For those of you who haven't been to Saskatchewan, it's like Borat's Kazakhstan without the mountains. However, despite the government's best attempts to keep us all culturally backwards, Harper's is available here. Possibly because people think it is the Prime Minister's (the liberal hippie Prime Minister Harper's) autobiography. It has been available here for sometime, but I figured I'd mention that fact now on account of two lines in the Index. "Amount a cable TV reporter paid a former Army interrogator to waterboard him in July : $800" "Minutes into the waterboarding that a producer decided he had to stop it : 24"

Two things...the army really does prepare you for a rewarding profession after your discharge...and let the above be a warning to any of you who would think of becoming journalists.

Speaking of not clever

Amid all the "excitement" of the midterm elections, there was a story in the paper of record that Harold Ford had a chance at being the first African-American Senator from Tennessee since Reconstruction. Reconstruction, of course, being that period of U.S. history in which the Southern States were returned to the Union. Now granted, my knowledge of U.S. political history is far from complete...but I don't think that the South was sending a lot of African-American Senators to Washington prior to (or even during) the Civil War. Now, I don't want to be responsible for forcing the simple folks in Tennessee to confront their past (because god knows what sort of trouble that would cause for the slack-jawed yokels....but I really think it would have been easier (and far more accurate) to say that Harold Ford had a chance at being the first African-American Senator from Tennessee...full stop...ever...etc.

Paper of record....you're just lucky the New York Post is so very bad...or some links might have to be altered.

Neither cryptic nor complex...nor clever

The other people in this condo complex can't park and should be shot...in the stomach and then left to die.